SEASICK

A VR endurance experience. The ocean does not want you here.

Rated M for Motion

The Experience

You are on a boat. That is the entire premise and, our players report, more than enough.

SEASICK begins as a gentle ferry crossing. It does not stay a gentle ferry crossing. Our proprietary SWELL engine studies your head movement, your hesitation, and your breathing, and adjusts the sea accordingly. The horizon is procedurally dishonest. The audio mix places a low diesel throb exactly where your inner ear keeps its opinions.

There is no combat. There are no puzzles. There is only you, the rail, and the question the North Atlantic has asked every human who ever crossed it: how long.

How Long Can You Last

What began as a game became a contest, and what became a contest became, briefly, the most-clipped thing on the internet. The rules of the community standard are simple: headset on, stream live, bucket visible in frame at all times per regulation.

RankCaptainTimeOutcome
1GRAVLBOX3:41:09Walked away. Did not speak for a day. Changed his content forever.
2DeckhandDiane2:58:44Retired mid-stream to pursue farming content
3yung_ballast1:47:02Regulation bucket
4ThePropellerGuy1:12:56Regulation bucket
5Admiral_Crouton0:22:18Immediate, historic, still replayed at sporting events

Times are self-reported, chat-verified, and disputed constantly, which is the point.

Patch Notes

v1.3 — "Chowder"
  • Increased swell fidelity by 40%
  • Galley now serves chowder. Chowder is persistent.
  • Fixed a bug where players briefly felt fine
  • v1.2 — "The Rail"
  • Leaning over the rail no longer helps. This is realism, not cruelty. It is both.
  • Seagulls now react. Seagulls remember.
  • Added accessibility option: calmer seas (ferry ride, 12 minutes, beautiful, why did you buy this)
  • v1.1 — Launch
  • Boat
  • Water
  • Consequences
  • Medical Position

    SEASICK is endorsed by no gastroenterologist. We approached several. The meetings were short.

    Consult a physician before playing, ideally one with a sense of humor and a tarp.